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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 

What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana. 

A backwards poet writes inverse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes. 

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

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