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A serious health hazard.

Evidence:
  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

Conclusion: 

  • Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

.Thanks to Robert Fein for this (and many worse!). The gift certificate is in the [e]mail!

Send us your clipping or photograph (via e-mail or snail mail).If we use it in Laughing Stock, you will receive a $10 gift certificate from Amazon.com!

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