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following are further excerpts from genuine (British) newspaper
From The Guardian:
Phreakers, or 'phone hackers, managed to break into the telephone
system of 'Weight Watchers' in Glasgow, and changed the outgoing
message to 'Hello, you fat b*stard'
From a Daily Telegraph piece headed "Brussels Pays 200,000
Pounds to Save Prostitutes":
"... the money will not be going directly into the prostitutes'
pocket, but will be used to encourage them to lead a better life. We
will be training them for new positions in hotels."
From The Derby Abbey Community News:
We apologise for the error in the last edition, in which we stated
that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'.
This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is
a Detective in the Police Farce.
From The Manchester Evening News:
Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly
Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket.
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