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A bunch of groaners (indeed!)

Q. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
A. Unique Up On It.

Q. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
A. Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

Q. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
A.They Take The Psycho Path.

Q. How Do You Get Holy Water?
A.You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
A. Dam!

Q. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
A. Polaroids

Q. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A. Subordinate Clauses.

Q. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A. Quatro Sinko.

Q. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
A. Spoiled Milk.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A. A Nervous Wreck.

Q. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A. Sanka.

Q. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A. A Bad Golfer Says Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Says Dang! Whack.

Q. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
A. Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

Thanks to Erica Hruby who gets the $10 gift certificate!

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